These are actual opening words to house listings in my area. No phrases have been changed to protect anyone. Italic comments are obviously mine. I have been checking the realty site to see what comments will be chosen for my house. If any of these are used, I will call my realtor and request a re-do.
“Looking for Investors!!”
Looking for suckers!
“Enjoy life in the country…”
This place is secluded from all familiar life forms.
“Move in today!”
We are desperate.
“Owner is doing some painting…”
???
“Best price in neighborhood. Sold "AS IS" "AS SEEN" condition”
Worst house in neighborhood, and we aren’t going to fix anything up for you.
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